Best Chuck Norris Programming Jokes

  1. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
  2. Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
  3. Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return
  4. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin
  5. Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
  6. Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
  7. Chuck Norris implements “Indestructible”. All the other creatures implement “Killable”.
  8. Chuck Norris can divide by 0!
  9. Chuck Norris never has a bug in his code, EVER!
  10. Chuck Norris demonstrated the meaning of Float.POSITIVE_INFINITY by counting to it, twice.
  11. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application
  12. Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the java-docs.

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