Every few months I post a few good Chuck Norris jokes, which I fished out from the millions found on the internet. Some of them are adapted from Jon Skeet Facts.
- Chuck Norris has Windows 7 on his calculator
- Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C – TWICE.
- Chuck Norris plays Nintendo Wii games on his Gameboy Color
- Google is Chuck Norris behind a proxy
- When Chuck Norris points to
nullquakes in fear.
- Chuck Norris can finish an infite loop in 1.3 seconds
- In C, you only need to
- Chuck Norris invented the Bluescreen of Death.
- Chuck Norris’ keyboard has 2 keys: 0 and 1. He doesn’t need anything else.
- Chuck Norris can code in Scheme, and make it look like Java
Chuck Norris facts never get old!